I just love the words

"I think that that is like the dumbest thing that I have ever heard. You know what? I never said anything, but your entire premise is bullshit. And would you like to know why? Because these imaginary new donuts that you offer people, they may never arrive. They're not real. And me, personally, I am not the type of person who wants to sit around and wait for something that might never arrive. When they know that the thing they have in front of them is.. it's tasty! It's good okay? And you know what? It's not about the age of the donut, it's about the flavor. And you know the other thing? The new donuts, they're going to start stale someday, too." -Tom on The Five-Year Engagement